THE HAUNTED TEA COSY
Ghostly. Steeped. Dusty-Charm.
A sinister little spritz that smells like bergamot brewed in purgatory, with undertones of citrus and scandal from a spirit who still dresses for tea, bitter marmalade, and the faint regret of a teacup murder never solved.
THE EVIL GARDEN
Floral. Ferocious. Lightly Armed.
Night-blooming flowers, crushed green stems, and damp moss give this scent the unmistakable air of a garden that’s been quietly plotting. Excellent for greenhouses, or anywhere you suspect the vines have formed opinions.
WELCOME TO A VERY GOREY HOLIDAY
A MISFIT'S MANUAL
A CAST OF MODERN-DAY HERETICS
THE ARTIST
Starring Bill Crisafi. A haunted visionary with ink-stained hands and a wicked grin, blending beauty, humor, and ghostly perfection.
THE BOTANIST
Starring Christopher aka "Plantkween". A lush, lethal bloom in human form—verdant magic that makes the world wilt or flourish at their whim.
THE CINEPHILE
Starring Jodi Lyn O'Keefe. A living film noir—muse, siren, and femme fatale, leaving scent and shadows in her wake.
THE DANDY
Starring Nick Wooster. Not simply stylish, he is a precision instrument of taste.
THE EMBALMER
Starring Jessica Haze. A gothic revenant—eternal, immaculate, unnervingly preserved in flawless beauty.
THE ENCHANTER
Starring Steffon. An elegant phantom in silk and sin, he haunts rooms with charm and smoke.
THE FEMME FATAL
Starring Dita Von Teese. A mesmerizing, immortal presence whose every gesture bends shadows and desire.
THE HEMATOLOGIST
Starring Joannah. A refined vampire connoisseur—ravenous elegance best savored after dark.
THE NOCTURNESS
Starring Armen Ra. An ageless vamp in diamonds, she glides through midnight like sin in silk—seductive and dangerously irresistible.
GREAT AUNTIE MAUDE
Starring Brooks Ginnan. She dispatches poltergeists with nothing more than a glance and a well-placed lace doily.
THE PROVOCATEUR
Starring Brittany Broski. A fearless, mischievous force whose presence haunts, charms, and terrifies with delight.
THE SPIRITUALIST
Starring Natasha. She is not eclectic. She is deliberate. A Crowley in velvet. Salem’s most stylish omen.
THE UNDERTAKER'S MISTRESS
Starring Death By Romy. A darkly glamorous queen of mourning, wielding charm, scandal, and death.
THE WOLF IN LACE
Starring Rosewood. A darkly romantic specter draped in vintage decadence, she haunts fashion with velvet and smoke.
THE DEVIL
Starring Julien. A most peculiar devil—one whose infernal pleasures were entirely olfactory.
GIFTS THAT GRIN, GLIMMER AND PLOT
