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Spice up your car, hang it in your closet, use it as a gift card, or decorate your tree with this naughty, but oh-so-nice suggestive air freshener. 

This limited edition 2D decoration is made from 100% naturally derived fragrance oils saturated into cotton fiber paper. A subversive little cookie spiced with ginger and quick whips of crackling pepper, Dirty Gingerbread seduces the senses with Madagascar vanilla, warm clove, nutmeg, and tonka bean. This potent little fellow will fill the air with exotic spices and holiday magic long after you've abandoned those New Year's resolutions. 

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FULL INGREDIENTS

*THIS FRAGRANCE CONTAINS 100.0% NATURAL ESSENTIAL OILS AND/OR NATURALLY DERIVED MATERIALS AS DEFINED BY ISO STANDARD 9235 – AROMATIC NATURAL RAW MATERIALS VOCABULARY.

SCIENTIFIC NAME COMMON NAME TYPE
 ORGANIC NON-GMO SUGAR CANE ALCOHOL Sugar Cane Alcohol Organic Alcohol 
 TRIETHYL CITRATE Ester of Citric Acid from Citrus Fruits
CITRUS LIMONUM EXTRACT Lemon Peel Extract Botanical
CITRUS AURANTIUM BERGAMIA FRUIT OIL Bergamot Fruit Oil Botanical
CITRUS LIMON LEAF/STEM OIL Lemon Petitgrain Leaf/Stem Oil Botanical
JUNIPERUS MEXICANA OIL Texas Cedarwood Oil Botanical
BENZYL ACETATE Jasmine Note / Isolate (fermentation)  
CITRUS AURANTIFOLIA EXTRACT Lime Fruit Extract Botanical
SANTALUM AUSTROCALEDONICUM OIL New Caledonia Sandalwood Oil (ethically sourced from the Pacific Coast) Botanical
BENZYL SALICYLATE Jasmine Note / Isolate  
SCHINUS TEREBINTHIFOLIA EXTRACT Pink Pepper Fruit Extract Botanical
PIPER NIGRUM OIL Black Pepper Fruit Oil Botanical
CANANGA ODORATA OIL Ylang Ylang Flower Oil Botanical
POGOSTEMON CABLIN OIL Patchouli Oil Botanical

Customer Reviews

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Best Ornament exchange gift ever!

I giggle with delight everytime I hop in my car now and get a waft of the intoxicating smell, I immediately look down at gear shift and see my little bondaged cutie!

J
J.
Gingerbread and bondage! What else could you want!

Nice spicy and warm scent. Makes the car smell great.

M
M.
Tricky Advertising.

The price and photos/advertising for this line make this product look to be an actual ornament, its not, its 2D, and very large. I definitely thought it would be a cute ornament, and was disappointed. It smells like the candle though, so the scent is there.

L
L.

Fun little item. I enjoy it in my car as an air freshener. Great warm spicy inviting scent.